So I’m sitting here and am thinking of what to eat…

I happen to live on the third floor of my apartment complex, fyi…

I could go buy some fast food…but then I have to do this stupid shit process again tomorrow night…not to mention the stupid-fuck, shit i’d have to put into my body…

I could go buy food at a grocery store…but that requires a shit-ton of work…i’m talking getting out of the car…walking around the store…picking things up…

But then, when i have all my shit back home…it’s not like it’s going to cook itself, right?

Don’t get me started on cooking…let’s just say IT’S NOT AN OPTION

So what’s a Jeff to do? I don’t want to shop, I don’t want to cook, I don’t want to continually go buy shitty fast food.

Could i perhaps pitch the state of california to install some instant-food-making device in my apartment? Say i pay a bit of taxes for it, and i’ll even pay per-order…just to have a constant don’t-have-to-leave-or-do-one-fucking-thing food source in the apartment

I’m thinking if that food source item doesn’t go over well with my governator, maybe i’ll pick up a mail-order bride…do they still have those? Fuck

There have to be other lazy people that are hungry…what the fuck do you do?