So I am now back from my trip to New York (Manhattan). It’s definitely a culture shock. Seeing apartments mixed into the heart of commercial areas…trash stacked up on the sidewalk…steam coming out of the sewer manholes…just about everyone is in a suit/dress…24-hour pizza stands…and lots of *natural* beauty.

One night, we went to this hoity toity restaurant, where all the men were in suits, people were eating dinner really late, and they had a live piano player. It felt like I was going to be off’d by the mafia. This pretty Italian girl was serving us and the table next to us. She asked one of the men at the other table if he wanted dessert, so he answered:

I really want a pussy, but I only have a dog.

It sounded extremely dirty when it came out of his face. It was memorable enough to text myself the exact quote, and I’m glad I did…if for only the purpose of this blog.

My flights had an interesting twist – both flights I was sitting next to a pretty girl. Normally this never happens, even though I fly quite a bit. And during both flights I was really bothered by these girls. One of them was asleep for the entire flight, and probably shifted positions 15 times…nearly every time involved my arm, ass, or shoulder…which makes an already cramped seating arrangement even more bothersome. The other chick was OK for most of the flight, until she started picking her toes and then tasting the resulting dried skin (*several* times)…then blowing her nose into her hand and whipping that off on her pants. I was pretty disgusted, to say the least.