They have to be female, and of legal age. Attractive would be helpful. Smart (but not too smart) is OK, but I’d much prefer dumb and pleasant.

The reason attractive would be helpful is I expect them to wear skimpy outfits while in the apartment.

They need to live with me…cook, clean and do my laundry. These are the main “requirements” of this deal. The occasional massage would be nice.

I will not put up with their shit, mood swings, or problems. Likewise, the same is expected of me, to them. I don’t have “times of the month” so neither should they.

I don’t expect or want anything romantic. The occasional blowjob would be acceptable – maybe after they cooked an especially good meal (this I call “2 for 1″).

That being said, they will not turn the apartment into a revolving door of cock. If they want some pipe laid, they can go to the “layee’s” place.

They can make the apartment as girly as they want. It’s pretty empty because I’m too lazy to buy furniture. I just don’t like froofy smells.

My end of the bargain – rent, food, dsl and utilities would be free.