I went over my buddy Grayson’s place today. We were going to hang out and watch the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns game, for Sunday Night Football. In my opinion, the game was very entertaining, but I was hoping the Browns would pull it through. Not to say I am a Browns fan, because I just considered myself a fan of football, but I do love me some underdog victories.
The game was pretty close all the way, with a huge focus on defense. It took the Browns until late in the 4th quarter to start feeling a consistent offensive push. A couple questionable coaching decisions from the Browns head coach – one during the last two minutes of the 2nd quarter, and the other at the end of the ballgame with their timeouts – which could have changed the outcome.
Enough with the men in tight pants talk…we all want to hear about the big tits, right? Well, in the position I was sitting, I happened to be facing the window in the living room, which faces the inside of the complex. What this meant was that I was able to see as the neighbors across-the-way were leaving their apartment.
One of the girls that left the apartment was magneficinately stacked. My oh my…simply delicious. As the two girls (stacked girl leaving second) walked down the stairs, I walk over to Grayson and yell “Look at the big tits on the second girl!”
There is definitely no guarantee that I caused any harm, but there are two things I am certain of: 1.) I did yell that, but I wasn’t trying to have anyone but Grayson hear me, and 2.) The window in the kitchen was wide open, which meant both girls heard me.
I guess it is a good thing I am not living there.






