Now I understand why people go ape shit that work for USPS.  The Post Office is useless.  It took me nearly an hour to get a P.O. box setup today.  First time through the line, I am told I need to fill out a form to apply for a P.O. box.  It would be nice if this form was somewhere other than behind the register area.

Then I fill it out, go back through the line, and expect things to go much smoother.  WRONG.  I get back to the same woman (unfortunately) that gave me the form in the first place, and she nearly takes a shit when she sees my driver’s license, car registration, and current address are all different.  Give me a fucking break, lady.  I look like an older version of Opie from The Andy Griffith Show – I’m not a fucking threat.

USPS: We Suck

Is it so unheard of to have different addresses?  I guess her boss didn’t seem to think so, ’cause when she came back (after 20 minutes…the first time…), we continued the process.  Then came the actual part of assigning me a P.O. box, which was another solid 20 minutes.  I mean…fuck…it’s like this is new to her.  Just a bunch of dead weight working at USPS.  If the Post Office wants to not continue to lose the battle to UPS, FedEx, etc – they need to hire some people with at least HALF a brain.