My buddy Tim is a sage:

As a whole, all females born after 1980 are whores, and those born before are OLD whores.

This is the sort of sage wisdom you look for your entire life, and maybe never find it.  Friends, enemies, lovers, haters…you can all use this wisdom, now and in the future.  Now don’t think this is a post to condone misogyny, but on the contrary, this is to show devotion to all female-kind.

We understand that all females are whores, and men show their complete and utter devotion to that end every day.  Men are whores just the same, but much less pretty.  And soft.  And curvy.  And breasts.  OK, that last one didn’t make too much sense, but who does not like a good pair of breasts?

To get the other side of the story, you should pick up The Wisdom of Whores.